What a fuss

There has been a big fuss this week in the news over someone called Stephen Hawking - he is some kind of professor of astrophysics, anyway, he is the worlds most famous wheelchair user. What is the fuss? Well, they wheeled him onto a big aeroplane, sat him on the floor and as the aeroplane pilot skilfully flew the aeroplane up and down very fast Professor Hawking experienced weightlessness – notice that he experienced this, he did not do anything, there was no skill involved at all – he just floated about.......



If you want something skilful, look at this talented Australian cattle dog called Eli, while the professor was larking about Eli was leaping into the air over the back of some bloke, to catch a spinning disk. Eli also looks far more at ease than Professor Hawking.

Exciting news

Finnaly I have managed to train the boys tp let me off my lead. It hs taken long enough but on Thurdsay we were walking through Greenwich park and before you knew it I was let off the lead and was running about and sniffing at whatever I wanted. Everyday now when we go to the park I dont have the lead to hold me back and can sniff about, chew on old bits of KFC and bits of twig just as I want too without being draged away. One of the big fun things I do now is to pretend not to hear them when I get called, I just keep mooching about and look at them everynow and then, of course just as I can see they are getting frustrated I run up to them and then run away again - Its quite a lot of fun but I do get a bit worn out and thirsty.

Easter

It is Easter and we all know what that means......BONNETS!!!! Here at Chez Lily the boys and me have been hard at work creating a selection of lovley Easter bonnets, funnily enough people all over the place have been doing the same thing and some of them look like me....
and this is Barbra Streisand

Audrey Hepburn




Some old medieval woman









the fabulous Mrs. Shilling





Well there you are, a good old fashioned Easter Parade, all we need now is Fred Astaire and a big bar of chocolate! Happy Easter, I am off to find a small furry animal to chase round the garden.

xxxx

Model?

Looking at Gail Porter yesterday put the idea of becoming a model in my head....

Haircut

I forgot to tell you - I had a very drastic hair cut a couple of weeks ago. I was taken to the hairdresser expecting a bit of a trim and came out nearly naked which is all well and good but if you have 6 nipples and it is cold out can be a bit embarasing.

which puts me in mind of another Lily looky-likey Gail Porter - she has a nice big coat on so probably does not have a peeping nipple problem.

Sunday

I had such an exciting day yesterday - we all went in the car for a drive. I had to wear this new harnes thing to stop me from falling off the seat every time the car stops. Its a bit of an S&M type thing with buckles and straps, only it is bright red. Anyway, David got out to go to work and Philip took me to a big park called St.James, it is very near to where the queen lives and lots of other very famous and important people. As we were walking about and I was chasing squirels away from Japanese ladies who were trying to feed them (why would you feed a squirell, they are there to try to chase up trees), we saw a few people making a bit of a fuss, so we went to look. What did we find? GORDON BROWN shaking hands with people! well I was so excited I did a poo right there on the pavement in front of him, well what else could I do? Aparently he is going to become Prime Minister, David says he wil be Prime Minister the same way Prince Charles will be king......

People who look like ME

Here is another famous person who looks like me.....I think this could become a whole series of posts, I mentioned it to David and Philip and they are on the look out for looky likeys.



The very famous Winston Churchill (I am a bit worried because he is a man)

Another person who looks like me

The lovely Lesley Garrett

People who look like ME

I have noticed that there are many well known people who either look like or are trying to look like me..........



Queen Elizabeth II of England






Phyllis Diller



There are many more which I will show you soon.

lots of love lily xxx

Catch Up

OK so its now towards the end of January and apparently there are Easter Eggs in the shops - I know this because on Boxing Day David started ranting and raging that he had seen them on the shelves in Tesco - but I want to tell you about my first Xmas with the Boys. Actually I don't really want to tell you much at all I just want to show you how cute I look in my party frock, so cute in fact the boys used my picture on their seasons greetings card.....

Back again

This is my first posting here for ages, it's not because I have not wanted to but because we had no broadband connection - it is a long story but basically the boys decided to change service providers.

NEVER CHANGE SERVICE PROVIDERS!!!!!

It all went wrong, Sky would not talk to BT, Philip was on the phone for hours every day and there was no broadband for over 6 weeks. Any way its up and running now and so I am back.I did try to log on with some old fashioned method called 'Dial - up' but whenever I tried it there was a dreadful noise, I think there was a small chicken inside the computer being tortured or something, anyway I did not like it so I didn't bother.

So much has happened. I did get that lovely Parka coat for Xmas, it nice and warm and every one looks and says how cute I look whenever I go out in it.


Must go now I can see the car pulling up outside and Philip will expect me to jump up and down and lick him and be all excited when he comes in.

XXX